Strangely enough, Shell gets a mention here for her
tear-jerking speech about Denny's crappy childhood.
Robin for not giving a shit when Lorna tells him that Zandra
has decided to keep the baby.
Denny for having to relive her truly awful childhood and for finding
out that her mum looks like "a burst bag of shite".
Spin Doctor of the Week
Helen for persuading Dominic to withdraw his resignation.
Worst Girl of the Week
Helen for flirting unmercifully with both Nikki and Dominic...it seems
that her new tactic is "If I can't get my own way i'm going to flirt"...it's
her own fault if people start misreading her signals.
Best Line of the Week
Fenner: "Looks like she's just been dug up."
Nikki: "Well there are only so many macrame plant hangers you need
in one lifetime."
Zandra: "Ooooh! Who slapped her tits?"
Helen: "What? It's a pint, i'm off duty"
Helen: "Everything's so shit!"
Nikki: "You should give it a go sometime, you don't know what you're
missing."
Worst Line of the Week
Bodybag: "Pick it up, like a good girl."
Shell: "Right! You're gonna get a good old slapping!"
Denny: "She's my bleeding mother! Alright?"
Denny: "I ain't never had a visitor."
Warring Faction of the Week
Zandra and Lorna...Zandra wants the jellies, Lorna's got the jellies,
it's up to Zandra to persuade her to bring them in.
Sight of the Week
Nikki sunbathing on the grass wearing overalls rolled down to her waist
and a skin tight, white vest.
Helen drinking a pint!!!
Dominic's face when Jessie pukes all over him.
Larkhall Miracles and Mysteries
How did Denny know that Jessie was her mum if she was taken away
when she was a baby?
Nikki? Flip-flops? Someone explain!!!!
The Larkhall timewarp strikes again...Zandra develops a huge lump
in the space of one episode.
Denny and Zandra are suddenly the best of friends...i'm sorry, but
if someone sexually assaulted me with a tub of margarine i'd have
a huge problem with them.
Lorna lets the women out to use the bathroom and is blackmailed by
Zandra...Shell earwigs from the other end of the corridor...how did she
get there?
Helen spots straight away that Nikki is reading 'Romeo and Juliet' even
though she can't see the cover, is several yards away and Nikki is
flicking through the pages...Has Helen developed X-Ray vision?
To be continued...
Screen grabs courtesy of SimoneLahbib.net. Thanks, Jayne!
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