written by Filbertfox
(Original concept by Coops)
Episode Five - Tangled Web
Awards
Top Dog of the Week
 Nikki gets top spot for flying across the servery like the
Ultimate Warrior and giving Shell a good kicking.
Twatting Twat of the Week
So many...
Shell for winding Nikki up and being totally unrepentant about
Rachel.
Fenner and Stubberfield for ganging up on Helen.
Helen for being so keen to score points off Fenner she comes
off sounding petty and insensitive.
Weedy Pigeon of the Week
Lorna Rose for allowing Zandra to walk all over her.
Spin Doctor of the Week
 Fenner for being so up to his neck in shit and still managing to
come up smelling of roses.
Shell for extremely fast thinking and talking when Helen confronts
her about the package Rachel's mum was supposed to collect
for her.
Worst Girl of the Week
Her supreme highness of evilness...Shell Dockley for tossing out
death threats like they were smarties, for snitching on Denny to
Fenner and for the ultimate insult to Rachel's memory by asking
to sing at her memorial service.
Best Line of the Week
Again, completely spoilt for choice...
 Helen: "Hanged! The word is hanged!"
Shell: "Don't think I can manage it this early."
Nikki: "Piss off Dockley!"
Zandra: "What would he do if he woke up to find a dead girl swinging
from the window with her tongue licking her knees?"
Helen: "Why did you attack Michelle Dockley?"
Nikki: "I dunno, touch of PMT."
Helen: "SIT IN THAT CHAIR!"
Nikki: "Don't you wish it was electric?"
Denny: "Do 'Stand By Your Man'."
Shell: "How can she do that when she's dead stupid?"
Worst Line of the Week
Shell: "Still, look on the bright side, at least there's an extra helping
today!"
Fenner: "I've heard it all now! Sod the rules because some lesbian's
just dumped her girlfriend."
Denny: "All I did was give her one little kick!"
Warring Faction of the Week
Gawd...again, so many to choose from...
The obvious one is Shell and Nikki, especially after Nikki gives
Shell a kicking.
Helen and Nikki...Helen persisting in trying to win Nikki round, Nikki
ain't impressed.
Helen and Fenner. Helen is desperate to get one over him, at any
cost.
Stubberfield and Helen. He wants her out, she won't go unless she's
pushed.
Sight of the Week
An angry Helen...Yeah, i'm not her biggest fan but she does angry
very well!!!
Nikki leaping on Shell...Hoooo
boy! With a long jump like that it's a
shame she's not going to be at the Olympics this year.
Nikki's flat stomach which is revealed in her struggle with the officers
after the fight...oooops! Misting over again!!!
Shell's face when she sees Nikki being let back on the wing...Is that
fear, Shell???
Larkhall Miracles and Mysteries
Just how does Fenner manage to get away with it again?
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