written by Filbertfox
(Original concept by Coops)
Episode Four - The Victim
Awards
Top Dog of the Week
 Nikki, purely because of the speech she gives in the
breakfast queue after Rachel's body is found.
Twatting Twat of the Week
Everyone, for being so horrible to Rachel... even lovely
Dom gets in on the act.
Trish for dumping Nikki... how could she???
Weedy Pigeon of the Week
Rachel. Terrified of Denny and Shell, spurned by Fenner,
her baby is given away, tops herself.
Nikki, for the crime of mooning over Trish's photo.
Spin Doctor of the Week
 Lorna, for persuading dithering Dom to keep quiet about
Zandra's escape attempt.
Worst Girl of the Week
Shell for being unspeakably horrible to Rachel.
Denny...ditto.
Best Line of the Week
Zandra: "I find it hard to talk about my real feelings miss."
Zandra: "Wondering how I did it inside? Why do you think they
call them screws?"
Shell: "Disobey and i'll cut your tits off!"
Nikki: "Should've got a woman to do it"
Shell: "Sorry Rach!"
Denny: "'Specially if it's singed yer minge!"
Shell: "And Fenner can't get his sausage in."
Crystal: "The only person who can lead you out of captivity is the Lord."
Zandra: "Lord Longford maybe, him up there don't give a shit!"
Crystal: "That's blasphemy Zandra! You could go to hell for that!"
Denny: "Bet she's crapping herself!"
Worst Line of the Week
Fenner: "Why would I want to shag you? Christ! Just look at yourself!"
Warring Faction of the Week
Still Shell and Rachel, for obvious reasons.
Sight of the Week
Zandra's Oscar winning performance at the abortion clinic.
Zandra spitting in Robin's face.
Larkhall Miracles and Mysteries
Helen offers Dominic a lift to work because he can't get his motorbike
started...why does he bring his helmet with him?
How does Zandra manage to trek all of the way from the abortion clinic
to Robin's house in Richmond in bare feet and without any money.
How did Rachel manage to hang herself within inches of Zandra without
Zandra actually waking up?
How did Zandra manage to sneak out of her room in the hospital just at
the precise moment Dominic had his back turned.
Everyone else down on basic has to make do with sheets and blankets,
how come Rachel gets to keep her duvet when she is moved back down
there?
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